Blast From The Past #2

Here's another oldie but goodie.

I thought about just filling out a new one, but the answers would all be pretty much the same. I wonder if that's a good thing?

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July 12, 2007 - Thursday

I just took THE GAYEST SURVEY EVER ! Current mood: drained 01. How old were you when you came "out"? 29/30 02. How old were you when you had your 1st BF/GF? 29 03. Do you consider yourself Butch, Femme, or Androgynous? I'm at the Butchier end of Androgynous, and I like it there. 04. Do you have short, medium, or long hair? It's getting pretty damn long. And it is driving me insane *lol* . 05. Do you wear make-up? Ummm...no. We butchy-andro types don't touch that crap! 06. Do you wear men's or women's clothes? I wear mostly dude clothes, they're more comfy and since I'm kinda built like a linebacker, they fit a lot better. 07. Do you wear cologne, or perfume? Cologne. 08. Do you carry a wallet, or a purse, etc.? A wallet. With a chain. SHUT IT...I need the chain, or else I'll lose my wallet. Again. *sigh* 09. Do you own any clothing that is pink? No. 10. Do you carry a pocket knife? No, tho I do work with knives. Big sharp ones. 11. Do you know how to cook? Ummm...I do it for a living. 12. Do you like flowers? They''re ok, I guess. 13. Do you enjoy shopping? When I have the money, and I have an idea of what I want, YEAH. 14. Do you wear a bathing suit, or a t-shirt & swimming trunks? T-shirt/trunks 15. Do you enjoy watching romantic love stories? Errr....does Clerks 2 count? How about Kill Bill? 16. Has anyone ever mistaken you for being a man? Ironically enough, since I came out it has not happened. Back before I came out I got called "sir" a LOT. 'Tis weird. 17. Are/Were you a Drag queen/king? Nope 18. If so, what is/was your name? N/A 19. Have you ever considered having a sex change & becoming a woman/man? No, tho when I was really little I wished I was a boy. I also sometimes wished I was a robot...or a cat...so take that as you will. 20. Are you into sports? Not really 21. Which do you prefer? If I *had* to play some kind of sport...I used to like basketball...football was ok....and I used to be an AWESOME volleyball server. Just serving tho, I sucked at playing the rest of the game *lol* Also, I do know from experience that golf is more fun when there is a goalie. 22. Do you hunt or fish? Nah...I don't have the attention span for it. 23. Who's Your favorite well-known gay man/woman? Hmmm...don't really have one at the moment. I guess the closest one I could think of would be Margaret Cho. 24. Who's your favorite well-known gay/lesbian singer? I liked Melissa Etheridge back when she was Loud. George Michael is pretty swell too. 25. What's your favorite gay movie(s)? Hmmm..."Better than Chocolate", "D.E.B.S.", "Tomb Raider", and last but not least, "Showgirls" (the greatest comedy ever made!) 26. Do you ever wear a hat? If so, how do you wear it? Oh gawd..I seldom ever go topless! And it's usually worn backwards 27. Are most of your friends Male or Female? Both 28. Would you consider yourself a 'Giver' or 'Taker'? Depends on what you're talking about :P 29. Do you own any high heels? No fucking way...I'd injure myself! 30. How about a dress or skirt? I'd rather stab myself in the eyeball with a used plastic spork. 31. What about a Tux? Never really thought about it...maybe if I did not look too weird. I don't really "do" formal, tho. 32. Do you own anything with the Rainbow on it? I have a keychain thing one of my online friends gave me a while back, other than that I don't think so anymore. 33. How often do you go the gay clubs? Haven't gone to any since I moved back to Wisconsin. 34. Ever hit on a stranger not knowing her sexuality? Nah. Hell...I seldom hit on people even if I DO know their sexuality. I'm gonna die a born-again virgin, I just know it :( 35. Ever wore anything to make your chest bumpy, so you could look like a female? Oy...my chest is bumpy enough without help :P 36. Do you have your tongue pierced? nah...not enough of it to really make it worth while. I'm not a very well hung lesbian *le sigh* 37. Does your family know that you're gay/Bi? yeah, well...the parts of my family that are still on speaking terms know...and they really could care less. My family has been thru so much shite thru the years that something as relatively blasé as my sexuality is not that big of a deal *lol* 38. So who is your main celebrity crush right now? Oy...you mean like TV celebrity? Umm..I don't watch TV. That chica from the Transformers movie was kinda cute tho *hmmm*. Also Janet Jackson (of course) and Shakira. 39. Who's your favorite character off of The L Word? Oh gawd...I've only seen a few first season episodes, so I really could not tell ya. 40. Do you have a deep, medium, or high voice? Depending on how tired I am, it varies from medium to deep. 41. Do you have any gay pride tattoo's? Nope...no tattoos at all yet. 42. Ever been to a Gay Pride Parade? yep...went to the St Louis one the summer before I moved back home, it was pretty awesome. 43. Do you think homosexuals will ever be able to legally marry? I'm sure we'll have something eventually.It probably won't be called "marriage", but it'll have most all the same rights attached to it, which would be fine by me, since I'm not a Christian anyways. 44. Do you believe you were born a gay/bisexual, or was it your choice? When I look back...it's pretty obvious I was born this way. The only "choice" I made was to pull my head out of my ass and stop lying to myself. 45. Do you plan on giving birth to your own children, or adopting, etc.? I have no clue. I smashed my biological clock against the wall one morning when I wanted to sleep in.